Monday, November 18, 2013 12:47 p.m. Replace “Capt. John Brown” with “Umbrella,” and you’re set. It’s not like the umbrellas have any choice. Seattlites are not supposed to have umbrellas, let alone use them. Hoodies, ponchos, rainboots, and the like are tolerable, but umbrellas are unofficially forbidden. So imagine my surprise when I walked outside my […]